Road Pig

Filecard Info

Code Name: Road Pig

Dreadnok

File Name: Scunge, Terrence

SN: 576-44-3345

Birthplace: Canvey Island

Arrest Order: Speeding, reckless driving, assault, car theft, extortion, felony spitting, and petty bribery

When Road Pig was born, the doctor held him up and said: “This is the ugliest looking baby I´ve ever seen!” He was expelled from kindergarten for milk-money extortion and dishonorably discharged from the Cub Scouts. After being kicked out of a low-life, outlaw gang for smelling worse than was acceptable by even their standards, he joined the Dreadnoks as a probationary member. They´re having a hard time making up their minds about this one…

“Ugly? They banned him from football games because he stopped the clock! His mother had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him! He went to visit the Tower Of Londan and got locked up! I´ll tell you, beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!”